PODCAST LARGE HADRON COLLIDER!!!

Podcast Script
The Physics show
Show Length: 8 Minutes
Episode 1 Topic: Large Hadron Collider
Intro Music Clip: Title Ralph Fridge- Angel Minutes: .5
Intro: to the large Hadron collider Minutes 1
Hello geeks and nerds I mean scientist, this should arose you!!! The large Hadron collider was finished and may run its first particle, this large contraption may seem like some a machine out of a science fiction movie but it is very real, it has the ability to shoot particles at about the speed of light and can help humans explain the big bang a little better. The Large Hadron Collider was completed in 2008 and it large about 20 miles crossing both France and Switzerland. We will be back soon !!!
Segment Music Clip: Rammstein – Bang Bang Minutes: .5
Segment: It’s a Particle accelerator!! Minutes: 3
Jesus son of Virgin Mary do I love that song. If you just tuned in we are giving you the lowdown on the newly completed Large Hadron Collider in Europe, now what the hell is it ??? The large Hadron Collider does just what the name suggest it Collides particles specifically protons and Ions, the collision of particles at almost the speed of light should create Quark-Glue-ON plasma which can only be created under EXTERMLEY high temperatures and density. The creation of Quark Glue-ON plasma may help scientist recreate the state of matter during the BIG BANG this can really help turn theory in to fact. The Large Hadron Collider can also help with explaining the nature of DARK matter and ANTI matter, which the universe is supposedly 70% made of. The first order of business for the Large Hadron Collider is explaining the Higgs boson the Higgs boson for you Physics rookies is “hypothetical” elementary particle meaning it can not be broken down any smaller!! It is the last of the “standard model” that has not been observed it’s the link between “mass-less and a heavy Boson. That’s some crazy stuff we will be back with the final stage!!
End Segment Music Clip: PPK- Resurrection (Space Mix) Minutes: 2
Ending: The Monsters Science Can Create Minutes : 1
Wow cant believe we are almost finished, Now the Large Hadron Collider is Huge and very power Machine BUT some people are actually thinking the Large Hadron Collider is going to create a Black hole on earth?? Creating a Black hole on earth by the large Hadron Collider might be as likely as a Nuclear Reactor Exploding and KILLING THOUSANDS OF People!!!!!!! Now I hope everyone knows that a nuclear reactor CANNOT explode!!!! Because it DOES not have a Critical MASS, which is the trigger, that nuclear bombs have to create Fusion/fission depending on the bomb. Anyways the what IM trying to explain is that the Large Hadron Collider is cool as hell but it can’t create a black hole!! And if it did that would last for SPLIT Second!! Anyways I will keep you folks updated on the Large Hadron Collider since is down now and may not be up till summer 2009 Good night and good luck!!